Wowie Murderer

The Wowie Murderer is a name given to a thought to be Wowie serial killer. He has never been caught, and is believed to be very murderous and evil. His identity to this day remains unknown but is thought to be a Wowie murderer. His weapon of choice is a large iron scythe, but is known to never use it, opting to eat his victims from where they stand. The Wowie Murderer has killed over 50 million Wo's in recent history, and primarily hunts Wowie women and those who eat a lot of chicken. Eyewitness testimonies have indicated that the Wowie murderer is that of a Wo Pee, somewhere in the age range of 40-60 million years old.

Only one victim of the Wowie murderer has ever gotten away, a young female Wo Eee named Elephenta, who took a photograph of the killer before running away in the Slendy woods of Wo Eee land.

Famous Tape Recordings
Recently, an employee of Wo Regus tracked the Wowie Murderer. The employee, nicknamed Wowie Giraffe, noticed that his uncle had a mysterious appointment with the vet. This was most mysterious as he had no animals. According to Wowie Giraffe, his uncle got a phone call the day prior, a scary sounding wo, said this: "Hello, you come vet or your dog be very sick, meet me in my vet practice, it's a cabin located in the middle of the Wowie west forrest". His uncle was terrified that this dog would be sick and forgot that there was no dog to begin with. Wowie Giraffe let his uncle lead him to the cabin. His uncle was greeted by a Wo that looked remarkably like the famous photo of the Wowie Murderer. He listened patiently to what sounded like his uncle being eaten alive. The Wowie Murderer "look-alike" came outside and explained that this was simply a funny joke. The Wowie Giraffe ended his suspicion there. His uncle has been missing ever since. This was all caught on the Wowie Giraffe's tape recorder.